Friday, August 24, 2012

Election Day Is The First Tuesday That You Want It To Be

I'm one of the 93 percent! Not that famous 90-something percent, but the other one who, according to the Pew Research Center, has already decided who they'll choose in the presidential election. Why we couldn't hold the vote next Tuesday, as opposed to the first one in November, confuses me. Nothing will happen between now and then that will change either candidate or the election's context: Obama and Romney have already defined their positions in stark opposition on nearly every issue -- with the exception of some corners of foreign policy, where Romney has had trouble distinguishing himself from the incumbent because Obama has been very popular and good there -- and aren't going to propose anything new or surprising before the election; and the U.S. economy seems very likely to stay on the same path, with slow growth and an unemployment rate around 8.1 percent. We spent two weeks this summer arguing whether Romney left Bain Capital in 1999 or 2002 and a number of weeks more about whether he should release more years of tax returns. Either way, Romney is a great emblem of the dislocation of contemporary capitalism and he has aggressively -- but probably legally -- shielded his tax liabilities, as many wealthy people do. Can't we hit the fast-forward button and compel the other 7 percent to decide already?

Well, perhaps the one remaining decision that could still sway the race is Romney's running mate, Congressman Paul Ryan of Wisconsin. Many have criticized the choice as too dramatic. Noam Schieber, of the New Republic, was the most hysterical, writing that Romney's team chose Ryan knowing that Romney is too far behind to win, so they wanted to hang the loss as much on the party's conservative wing as it already it is on Romney's amorphous core. I'm not so optimistic (or pessimistic, depending on one's perspective). Romney is shrewd and careful, one reason why people don't like him much. And Ryan is young and attractive, and he puts Wisconsin in play, considering his relatively popularity there and the state's willingness to vote for an extreme but smooth conservative. Equally important, Ryan's unabashed, frightening conservatism is somewhat hard to understand. It involves changes to Medicare, budget assumptions and projections, revenue projections, and so on that aren't very easy for voters to understand or for political consultants to package into brief, effective jabs. But Obama's stimulus was $787 billion of government waste, taxes are rising, the government is spending more, and the economy isn't better -- or so the Romney campaign can quickly say. There are plenty of swing voters everywhere who think that Obama is a good person who hasn't fixed the economy after four years, even if Congress was stubborn, so it's time for the next candidate.

The most interesting development of Ryan's selection is that we may reach the end game of the past four, if not 30, years of conservatism. There's no moderate like Dole or McCain molded by years of compromise in the Senate and no "compassionate conservative" like George W. Bush. The ticket is very squarely defined by a Republican who has carefully articulated his policy remedy to the country's long-term fiscal problems so that it blows up the government compact of the past 80 years and draws the playing field anew deeply in favor of corporate entities and the wealthiest individuals. There's no question about it, though Ryan's humble personality does a good job making it all seem palatable. Voters can stare into the abyss this fall and jump in, or pull back, vote for Obama, and choose to solve it differently. Sure, with either option there will still be a Congress that could stop the gears, but voters will have profoundly spoken.

From that flows another end game: Should Romney lose, the Republican Party will conclude that its pattern of anointing relative moderates whose time has come is over, and in 2016, will nominate a Goldwater for our time. Then they'll lose in a breathtaking landslide and in 2020, the political hysteria of the past four years (which could possibly become another eight more) will finally be over.

Thursday, August 23, 2012

#CSAbummer

The Times has had quite a streak this summer writing about the problems of being a well-educated, relatively young urban professional living in the Acela corridor. First there was the debut of the food column about how to persuade your children to cook and eat well. Then there was the story about the weekly looming catastrophe when one's CSA share arrives: "What to do with all of those greens, beets and zucchini?!" The most conspicuous example was the story about gay-marriage-in-New-York fatigue, where it just seems that every weekend you have to attend the nuptials of your two male (or female) friends, dress nicely, dance, and eat and drink too much. Boy, is life tough now that tolerance is legal.

Even if all these stories in the lifestyles pages, which are meant to be light-hearted, isn't the Times the paper that has championed gay marriage, particularly in New York, for a countless number of years? Isn't gay marriage illegal by constitutional amendment in about 34 states now? What's the problem here again?

Update: One of my favorite activities of the summer has been inventing hashtags, such as the opposite of this post's title -- "#CSAhero" -- you know, the person who figures out how to appealingly cook all those greens, beats and carrots. Or, "#DOLO," the dog's equivalent of "#YOLO," and their feline antagonist's equivalent, "#ninelives." Here's the tweet: "Just jumped off a roof, landed on my feet #ninelives."

Further Update: Man, that CSA column was titled "Raw Panic." Really?